“I'm a troubadour! I sing and dance wherever I go! Whatever your style, I'll make you smile. Do not fear— I'll bring you cheer. I promise my song will warm your heart. Tales of old and tales of time. Perk your ears and lift your veils! I'm a troubadour, yes sir I am!”

“Sir, this a Tibetan monastery. Now I don't know why you're here, why you felt the need to make this trek or why you think it's a good idea to stand here singing this fucking song, but you either shut up or I'll personally help the monks throw you off a cliff.”

 

— Bastian Espada

 

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