“I'm a troubadour! I sing and dance wherever I go! Whatever your style, I'll make you smile. Do not fear—I'll bring you cheer. I promise my song will warm your heart. Tales of old and tales of time. Perk your ears and lift your veils! I'm a troubadour—yessir I am!”
“Sir, this is a Tibetan monastery. Now I don't know why you're here, why you felt the need to make this trek, or why you think it's a good idea to stand there singing this fucking song—but either you shut up or I'll personally help the monks throw you off a cliff.”
— Bastian Espada